"Green-Eyed Mecha" by Matrix Refugee
An "A.I." Filk based on " Green Eyed Lady" by Sugarloaf
Greeen-Eyed Mecha, handsome Mecha
Strolling slowly towards the moon
Green-eyed Mecha, nightlife Mecha
Soothing every heart that comes
Green-eyed Mecha, passion's Mecha
Dressed in black, he exists for life to be
Green-eyed Mecha feels like I never see
Setting souls and lonely lovers free
(Organ solo)
(long instrumental)
Green-eyed Mecha, lover-Mecha
moves the night my heart my soul
Green-eyed Mecha, dancing Mecha
Child of fire, Orga's friend
Green-eyed Mecha, passion's Mecha
Dressed in love he exists for life to be
Green-eyed Mecha feels like I never see
Setting souls and lonely lovers free
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"Mecha Boy" by Matrix Refugee
An "A.I." filk based on "Surfer Girl" by The Beach Boys
Little Mecha little one
Made my heart come all undone
Do you love me, do you Mecha boy?
(Mecha
boy, my little Mecha boy.)
I have watched you in the woods
Standing under the shady trees
Do you love me, do you Mecha Boy?
(Mecha
Boy, Mecha Boy)
We could roam the woods together
While our love would grow
In my Tri-Wheel I would take you
Everywhere
I go
So I say from me to you
I will make your dreams come true
Do you love me, do you, Mecha Boy?
Mecha
boy, my little Mecha Boy...
Well
Boy Mecha boy, my little Mecha Boy...
Well
Boy Mecha boy, my little Mecha Boy...
Well
Boy
Mecha boy, my little Mecha Boy... (Repeat to fade out...)
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"Hey Joe". an "A.I." filk by "Matrix Refugee"
Based on "Hey Jude" by The Beatles
Hey Joe, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let him into your
heart,
Then you can start to make it better.
Hey Joe, don't be afraid.
You were made to go out and get him.
The minute you let him under your
skin,
Then you begin to make it better.
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Joe, refrain,
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.
For
well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.
Hey Joe, don't let me down.
You have found him, now go and get him.
Remember to let him into your
heart,
Then you can start to make it better.
So let it out and let it in, hey Joe, begin,
You're waiting for someone to go on with.
And don't
you know that it's just you, hey Joe, you'll do,
The movement you need is on your shoulder.
Hey Joe, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let him under your skin,
Then you'll begin to make it
Better better better better better better, oh.
Na na na, na na na na, na na na, hey Joe... (Repeat to fade...)
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Shangri-La Hotel
A filk based on "Happiness Hotel" from "The Great Muppet Caper" soundtrack
(Residents of the Shangri-La Hotel, featuring Mr Williamson, Jane, Joe, assorted lover-Mechas and their
customers, and the Barflies, welcome Frank Sweitz, Hal McGeever, and Cecie Martin)
Mr Williamson: "HEY! Somebody's checking in!"
All (emerging from their rooms): "Somebody's checking in????!"
(Music commences)
Mr Williamson:
"Oh there's no fire in the fireplace, there's no carpet on the floor
Don't try to check
your email, there's no Net access anymore
But if the road's been kind of bumpy and you need to rest a spell"
All:
"Well, welcome home, to Shangri-La Hotel."
(Dialogue) Mr. Williamson: "Hey, how you folks fixing to pay?"
Frank: "What are our choices?"
Mr. Williamson: "A) cash, b) credit card, c) sneak out in the middle of the night."
Hal: "We'll take 'c.' "
Mr. Williamson: "Very popular choice."
Mr. Williamson: (singing)
"If you got luggage keep it handy but you're runnin' out of luck
Cause the
bellhop mecha's busted and the elevator's stuck"
Joe:
"So if you don't mind friendly lover-bots and can learn to stand the yells"
All:
"Well, welcome home, to the Shangri-La Hotel."
All:
"Welcome home (welcome home),
Welcome home (welcome home),
No matter where you wander you
will never do as well"
Barfly #1 :
"Okay, the lobby's looking shabby and it's got the wrong address"
Barfly #2:
"And the whole dang thing has been condemned by United World Express"
Jane:
"Still the management is cheerful though the whole joint's gone to hell"
The Barflies-all:
"Well, welcome home, to the Shangri-La Hotel."
Joe (with Barflies):
"Oh, there are bugs (there are bugs)
And there are mice (there are mice)"
Mr. Williamson:
"Sure, we have our little problems, but you'll never beat the price"
Cecie:
"You got every kind of Mecha,"
Hal:
"You got every kind of pest,"
Mr. Williamson:
"But we treat 'em all as equals just like any other guest"
The Barflies:
"Though you're cleaner than the others, still as far as we can tell,"
All:
"You'll fit right in at Shangri-La Hotel"
Frank, Hal, Cecie et al.:
"We'll fit right in at Shangri-La Hotel!!"
Hal: (spoken) "Say cheese!" (flashes camera with huge bulb, blinding everyone)
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"Pretty Mecha"
An "A.I." filk based on Roy Orbison's "Pretty Woman"
Pretty Mecha, walkin' down the street
Pretty Mecha the kind I like to meet
Pretty Mecha I don't believe
you, you're not the truth
No Orga looks as good as you - mercy
Pretty Mecha won't you pardon me
Pretty Mecha I couldn't help but see
Pretty Mecha that you look lovely
as can be
Are you lonely just like me
Pretty Mecha stop awhile
Pretty Mecha talk awhile
Pretty Mecha give your smile to me
Pretty Mecha
yeah, yeah, yeah
Pretty Mecha look my way
Pretty Mecha say you'll stay with me
Cuz I need you, I'll treat you right
Come
with me baby, be mine tonight
Pretty Mecha don't walk on by
Pretty Mecha don't make me cry
Pretty Mecha don't walk away, hey,
OK
If that's the way it must be, OK
I guess I'll go on my way, it's late
There'll be tomorrow night, but wait
What do
I see?
Is she walkin' back to me?
Yeah, she's walkin' back to me
Oh, oh, pretty Mecha
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"Stayin' Online"
An "A.I." filk by "Matrix Refugee",
Based on ''Stayin' Alive'' by The Bee Gees
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's Mecha—no time to talk.
Music loud
and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was built.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the
other way.
We can try to understand
The Rouge City effect on man.
Chorus:
Whether you're a Mecha or whether you're an Orga,
You're stayin' online, stayin' alive.
Feel Rouge City quakin' and everybody shakin', people,
Stayin' online, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin'
online, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' online.
Well now, I get rebooted and I get reloaded,
And if I don't get either, I really try.
Got the wings
of heaven on my shoes;
I'm a dancin' Mecha, I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. It's OK.
I'll reboot to
another day.
We can try to understand
The Rouge City effect on man.
Whether you're a Mecha or whether you're an Orga,
You're stayin' online, stayin' alive.
Feel Rouge
City quakin' and everybody shakin', humans,
Stayin' online, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' online, stayin'
alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' online.
I’m goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
I’m goin' nowhere. Somebody
help me, yeah.
Stayin' online.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's Mecha—no time to talk.
Music loud
and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was built.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the
other way.
We can try to understand
The Rouge City effect on man.
Whether you're a Mecha or whether you're an Orga,
You're stayin' online, stayin' alive.
Feel Rouge
City quakin' and everybody shakin', people,
Stayin' online, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' online, stayin'
alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' online.
I’m goin' nowhere. Somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
I’m goin' nowhere. Somebody
help me, yeah.
I’m stayin' online. (Repeat to ending....)
